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You can't make this shit up

He may have had a missed connection with his cashier, man, but holy shit, he scored a direct hit with my funny bone, intentional or not. I'm laughing like a goddamn fool over here, and it just keeps getting funnier with every read.

I applaud the bawdy fridge magnet poetry for retards, but I get the impression that the only way he'll get a response is with the 1-2 combo of telescoping baton and chloroformed rag. The circular sentences sure aren't going to work.