Just a quick post before heading to a wedding ceremony for people I don't know.

I was putting on my only pair of dress pants I own a few minutes, only to discover that hitching the two interlocking clasps together was nigh near impossible. So, instead of trying to fix the problem, I'm just going to leave 'em unclasped. Let's hope the zipper stays up this time.

Oh well. Guess I'll grab another beer. I wonder if I have time to add fat to it?